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The Bunter Universe!

Middle-rankThe eccentric Lord Hammerford has left a strange will which basically requires his two prospective heirs to engage in a kind of scavenger hunt, the end goal being a hidden box containing Lord Hammerford's wealth, converted into gems. But Hammerford dies about 15 years prematurely for the actions required by the will to favor both heirs equally, and Holmes is called in on behalf of the one of the heirs Hammerford's early death severely handicaps. Meanwhile at least two(?) gangs of criminals are after the hidden gems as well.
Various pastiche authors handle stretching Holmes out to novel length by having the criminals act in incredibly stupid fashion, and others handle the stretch by having Holmes himself behave in incredibly stupid fashion. The present work tends to the latter, rather than the former, solution. Even Watson out-thinks Holmes here, more than a couple of times.
In any case, the plot calls for action more than ratiocination, with several wild carriage chases through crowded London byways, and a royal battle with a gang of kidnappers, in which even Billy the pageboy gets to take a hand. You may or may not enjoy it all. I have mixed feelings about it myself. But at 137 pages, you are not going to waste a lot of your time, whatever your final judgement.


The First Super-store?The plot, to the extent that there is one, is a thinly veiled excuse to have Holmes and Watson wander around Gammages and marvel at the diversity of offerings of this wonderous store. You'll probably (correctly) identify not only the villain, but also his motives, after a few dozen pages. Andrews adds a couple of mild snappers at the end, but at 126 pages it's not just the plot that's thin.
Gammages is the focus, not Holmes and Watson. Keep this in mind as you read and you won't be too disappointed.


Deep Waters!It's 1906 and a retired Holmes and vacationing Watson are dragged into investigation of two mysterious railway accidents--- the accidents, and many characters Holmes and Watson meet in the course of their investigation are actual and historical, by the way. However, the investigation incredibly drags on for seven long years(!), before the maniac responsible is brought to justice.
During the course of the investigation Mycroft and a close relative of The Woman play key roles. And the events of "His Last Bow" actually occur within the confines of this novel.
For my taste, Holmes here comes across as a bit slow on the uptake, but after all he's been retired for quite a while, and there are semi-plausible Reasons why he is unable to devote his full energies to the case.
I've lost track of the number of pastiches I have read in the past 10 years, but this one ranks quite high among that group. Recommended.


Sherlock Holmes and the Sacred SwordThe story begins quickly when a dreadfully wounded man is brought to the door of 221B with the words "They found it" on his dying lips. The cryptic message turnes out not to be for Sherlock Holmes but his brother Mycroft. Political intrigue ensues and leads Holmes and Watson across three continents and involves two major religions. The sacred sword of the title is Mohammad's battle sword whose possession threatens to trigger a jihad.
A disturbing trait of Thomas's is that he portrays Watson as a Nigelian buffoon. Sherlock Holmes would never tolerate such idiocy and there is no way Watson could have been such a talented raconteur if he was.
This book is a sequel to THE GOLDEN BIRD, Thomas's first foray into novel-length pastiches. That book should be read first as there are many references to it, though the reader won't get lost without having done so.


Slipperly slopes, Watson!Bad points: Here we have two plots that really have nothing to do with one another. A maniac is methodically killing one by one the seven members of a long-forgotten collegiate club. But wait, there's more: the high priestess of a mystical Cobra Cult in an Asian never-never land is on the track of a long-lost sacred book, which is believed to be in the possession of one unknown member of the club. The identity of the maniac is obvious both to the reader and to Holmes about 1/4 of the way through the book, but he is inexplicably allowed to run around loose for the remainder of the book until enough pages have been chalked up that it is ok to have him killed off. (By the way, about half way through the book he is shot and wounded by Watson, but nothing is ever made of this, and the next time he shows up he seems to be in fine fettle.) As for the Cobra Cult, it never really has anything whatsoever to do with anything that transpires, except in providing the lovely high priestess for Watson to describe repeatedly, and admire--- recovery of the sacred book turns out to be a non-issue.
The killer has no real motive for his murders (he is said to be "insane" every once in a while as if this explains everything) other than perhaps festering envy of his more successful fellow-students (who include Mycroft). Holmes has no real excuse for letting the villain run around loose, other than to fill out 187 pages and get us to novel, as opposed to short story, length. You may find it difficult, as well, to find an excuse to read this particular pastiche. If you have read previous Day pastiches, you'll pretty much know what to expect. I got through it, but without noticable enthusiasm.


It's Elementary, My Dear Watson!

A passionless mysteryOn the one hand, the mystery is well constructed and its investigation, including the slow piecing together of disparate pieces of information to create a sensible whole is excellent.
On the other, the story is related in such a clinical and passionless fashion that it fails to excite the interest of the reader, if appealing to the intellect.
Probably on par with some of the lower-average Holmes stories from the pen of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.


A mixed bag, Watson.Holmes and Watson are... well... ok, but a lot of the dialogue lacks a period sound. The plots are not always up to snuff, either. For example "The Strange Affair at Glastonbury" is quite literally a pastiche, awkwardly combining elements of "The Redheaded League" and "The Musgrave Ritual." The author also has an annoying stylistic defect, which appears in Watson's narrative and in all the dialogue, no matter who is speaking: broken sentences.
Did the timid Harold Norman really witness a murder at Tandridge Hall, even though Sir George Simon and his staff stoutly deny it? Did Stamford die in the attempt to steal a priceless painting of Lord Sheffield's--- or did he die while attempting to stop the the thief? Why is an Irish doctor continually waylaid and assaulted, when he carries nothing of value and has no enemies? Why is Glastonbury beset by strange pranks each of which must have taken all night to perpetrate? Can Holmes solve a possible murder with the only clue being the voice of the victim as recorded on an early Edison phonograph? In the majority of these cases, I think you'll enjoy finding out.


Lion's Mane
In the present volume, set circa 1912, Watson gets his retired friend Holmes to tackle a seemingly minor mystery. The manuscript of a history of Greyfriars School has vanished. Is it genuine theft, a prank, or the work of a malicious student... or the tip of something far more serious? We learn that Watson himself was educated at Greyfriars (!), and all the beloved Richards characters, Bunter, the Famous Five, the evil-tempered Mr Quelch, and the vile bully Horace Coker [no relation, I hope, to your own humble scribe, whose meek and saintly aspect is justly famed!], make brief walk-on appearances.
The mystery is soon solved (the book barely runs 100 pages), and the main attraction here is nostalgic. If you're a Bunter fan, or have always wondered who the heck he is, you might give this one a try.